Where in the World is Cat?

Here's what I came up with:

Putin: "George, I've waited for this moment since we first met. When you looked into my eyes, you not only saw my soul, you touched it."

Bush: "Aw, c'mon now Vladimir. You know I've always liked that rugged side of you. You almost threw me for a loop with that Kabaeva stunt. I nearly called of this little rendezvous."

Putin: "Ah, my silly golubchik(that's sweet little dove in Russian), that was to distract the media and get them to back off. I was afraid they would catch on to the real meaning of all of our vacations and summits. Our silly aides haven't been able to scrape anything together in 8 years, people might have started to talk."

Bush: "Gee Vlad, good move. You always were the smarter of us two. Just think, by the year's end, we'll both be able to step out of the limelight. Then, it'll be just us, in a banya somewhere..."